a recipe for growing children

Ingredients

1 grass grown field, Half a dozen children (or more),
Several dogs (and puppies if available), 1 brook & some pebbles

Method

1. Into the field pour the children and dogs, allowing to mix well

2. Pour brook over pebbles till slightly frothy

3. When children are nicely brown, leave to cool in the water

4. When dry, serve with milk and cookies

(page 266 of The Happy Campers by Tess Carr & Kat Heyes

http://www.thehappycampers.co.uk/)